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Úr Logistik:
Vice president of IBM, Rochester(In a breakfast meeting the ):"We need sincere trust and belief in people".

A manager (writes on a on a piece of paper and hans it over to the head of finance): "What does he mean?Do we have that?"

Head of finance(wrote on the paper): "If we don't know what it is we can't have it".

Úr Bestunarkúrsinum:
Most of the coefficients are "ugly reals" like -8.598819...